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I love the way your eyes start to twinkle when you talk about something you love. I love the way that you run your hands through your hair even though every stray hair is perfectly in place and the way your birthmarks and freckles trace up and down your neck and disappear just beneath the collar of your shirt .
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A Typical Craigslist Experience
- ME: For sale - Blue Mongoose 18-speed Mountain Bike, $100. Great condition.
- WUTEVER@HOTMAIL.COM: I want a red bike. You said it's blue but is it really red? Or can you make it red?
- IWANTZ@SCAMSPAM.COM: I have good bikes you want to buy?
- FERRETBOY@GMAIL.COM: Do you sell ferrets, too? Blue ferrets?
- IDUNNO@AOL.COM: Can you tell me how fast 18 speed is? Does this go on the freeway?
- CHEEPSK8@YAHOO.COM: I will pay you $10 for this thing. Whatever it is. (I just send this same message to everyone, FYI.)
- NIGERIANPRINCE@DKFJDIJDDJ.COM: Serious buyer! Please send me $100 and I will pay you $200 in gold and jewels. Or I may just decide to keep your $100 because I am a prince.
- SHADYCONMAN@HOTMAIL.COM: Can you meet me in a darkened alleyway or abandoned warehouse or dock? Let me know your preference.
- TYPICALFLAKE@GMAIL.COM: I will buy it! Now I will ask for your address, tell you I am on my way and not to sell to anyone else, and then never show up.
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